Come back PTerry, we need you…

As the UK goes full ‘Jingo’, the gaping literary maw left by Terry Pratchett’s death looms larger every day.

DISCLAIMER: This is just silly fan-fiction. It popped into my head over lunch after tweeting about how we need Pratchett’s insight (and anger at injustice) more than ever right now and has been dumped on this page as literary diarrhoea. Vimes, Lord Downey et al. are not my characters. Go buy Terry’s books, you will love them. I particularly recommend Jingo right now or The Truth.